have u seen my soul

lmao i hate being constantly sad (◉‿◉✿)

sodamnrelatable:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

schoolpicture:

singing cats

assiest:

drgero:

my sister showed me her new handshake

i want danny’s sister to be my friend

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

$

oh my god

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

Anonymous:

What's the weirdest thing a figure of authority has caught you doing? lol sorry that question sounded really nerdy.

ummmm i think probably making out with my ex in a secret hallway thing last year omg i was gonna cry and my ex just immediately went down and pretended to be tying his shoe and the teacher just stood there while I ran out it was horrible

*7th grade boy voice* u wanna go

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone